streeeeeeetch

For weeks now, I have goten used to many kicks and punches and squirm-arounds by Kumar but this morning I felt something completely different.
I was woken from a dead sleep by the feeling that he was pushing his way out, through my belly. I have heard about this happening but had not experienced it before and it was really kind of....creepy.
But now I want him to do it again.

Seems he has heard my call for him to be a Hall of Fame pitcher and he is warming up for this move:




Or perhaps he will be a first baseman and is practicing this one:


Yeah. That's probably it.