captain wetbeard has been replaced

Chewy is a very well-behaved dog and from the day he was given free reign of the house, he has only chewed up 3 or 4 things and has never really ruined anything of value.( Except for both the shoes and the bra that I wore when I got married. I have no explanation for this)
Nobody is perfect however, and every once in a while he has a small setback.
Yesterday was one of those days:



Let me give you a closer look:

The good news is, he was kind enough to keep every spot of ink on his bed and off the carpet. The bad news is, Chewy's nickname is now Captain BlueBeard.

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH MATEY. IF YOU TRY TO WASH THE INK OFF ME BEARD YOU'LL BE WALKING THE PLANK!!