One common phenomenon in this town is the Macho Driver(MD). The MD can be male or female, the only important thing is that he/she is infinitely more important than anyone else around them. They drive as close as possible to the person in front of them, and if the person in front of them dares to drive a little slower than they wish, or believe the MD is not turning because their blinker is not on, LOOK OUT!
Below is a perfect example of the MD in action:
Then they both got in their cars and drove off.
OK - we get it guys- you both have major testosterone, and huevos the size of a Pomeranian.
Now-go drink a cortadito and shut up. Some of us are trying to take a nap.